SOMEONE DO 1D AS CARS
zayn is ferrari
liam is ford f150
louis is mustang convertible
niall is a shitty yugo
harry is a tricycle
can someone go check on luke
"Don’t be slutty, don’t have sex. But be sexy. If you’re too sexy though and you get raped, then that’s you’re own fault because you’re not actually supposed to listen to us about being sexy, even though we tell you your value is derived from how sexy you are. If you get into a position of power, we will assume that you used your sex appeal to get there and not your brains and we will mock you even though we told you the only thing that mattered was your sex appeal. Make yourself accessible to me, but holy shit stop being so desperate and needy. Don’t be a tease. If we want to have sex with you, don’t friendzone us, even though we just fucking told you not to have sex."
Hey remember when Harry tried to eat a fucking cookie off his face and all this fandom could think about was straddling it???
BUT LOUI S IS SUCH A CHILD HE TRIES TO TAKE LIAMS MIC
AND WHEN LIAMS TOO STRONG FOR HIM HE GETS ALL MOODY AND DOES THE ‘FINE THEN ILL JUST RIP YOUR COAT OFF HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT’ THING
HES 22 iN 13 DAYS
i love louis
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it